Why Do Jews Suck?
October 11th 2008
Short answer: They don’t.
Long answer: On the contrary, Jews are amazing. They defy description on literally all accounts. With a current standing of 1/5 of 1% of world population, Jews find themselves in some of the most prominent positions in many countries, spread out over many continents, in an enormous range of professions.
Jews are leading physicians, surgeons, actors, politicians, musicians, software developers (ahem), scientists, chemists, economists, physicists, accountants, lawyers, and businessmen of all kind, to name a few. In fact, if you look through the ages, Jews have also excelled in many other professions you may not have thought very Jewish (stevedores, agriculturists, poets, and philosophers for example).
Jews are the recipients of over 20% of worldwide Nobel Prizes, which include the Nobel Peace Prizes given to such saints as Yasser Arafat & co. The leading physicist of the 20th century best known for his theory of relativity, Albert Einstein, was quite Jewish. I would never claim that Jews saved the Western world from Nazi defeat, but in August 1939, Einstein personally urged President Roosevelt to order the development of an atomic weapon in fear of German scientists already having begun to do the same. This effort later became known as The Manhattan Project. (this is the actual letter Einstein sent FDR).How many nations have been conquered and exiled, only to later re-emerge? And how many nations have done it twice? The answer to both questions is one. How many nations have been marched into gas chambers and ovens by the millions, only to establish a country of their own, not a decade later? One.
In fact, let’s look at some of modern day Israeli military history:
- In the 1948 War of Independence, Egypt, Jordan, Iraq, Lebanon, and Syria invaded Israel 1 day after its declared independence (with additional troops sent from Saudi Arabia). Not only did Israel survive the invasion, but they captured areas of Arab territory.
- In the weeks leading up to the 1967 Six Day War, Egypt (armed and trained by Russia), Syria, and Jordan teamed up to attack Israel. Jewish Israeli population was roughly 2 million, while the Arab nations were 45 million. Not only did Israel survive, but more than doubled its territory in a record six day war. No military computer simulation can re-enact this war and produce an Israeli victory.
- In the 1973 Yom Kippur War, Egypt and Syria simultaneously attacked Israel on its holiest day of the year, when practically the entire population was in synagogue. Syria attacked the Golan Heights with roughly 1300 tanks, and the Israeli forces guarding the area were outnumbered 12 to 1. Egypt broke through Israel’s Bar Lev Line of defense in the Sinai desert with ease. Israel should have been demolished. Not only did they survive, but after making a decisive comeback in the war, OPEC had to resort to an oil embargo of all Western nations in order to force Israel into a ceasefire.
I would be doing you a disservice if I led you to believe this is a modern day phenomena. The Jewish people have been experiencing miraculous military victories its entire history:
- Israel defeats Amalekites in roughly 1311 BCE, in the desert without a single weapon.
- Israel defeats the city of Jericho in 1272 BCE by surrounding its walls while Israeli Priests each blow a Shofar.
- In 167 BCE, the Jewish Maccabean Revolt successfully deters and holds off the Seleucid army in a number of battles while incredibly outnumbered.
- And how could I forget: David slew Goliath.
The Jewish people have survived literally every major empire since ancient Egypt. To name a few: Ancient Egyptian Empire, Phoenician Empire, Canaanites, Philistines, Assyrian Empire, Babylonian Empire, Persian Empire, Greek Empire, Roman Empire, Byzantine Empire, Spanish Empire, Austro-Hungarian Empire, Ottoman Empire, British Empire, Nazi Germany, Soviet Union… where’d they all go?
Not only that, but modern day Israel has produced some of the most magnificent advances of our time (agricultural, medical, and technological among many other).
That leads us to the obvious question: What’s your point?

Karl Marx
My point is as follows: Jews are a talented bunch. On the one hand, they have made unbelievable contributions to civilization, but on the other, they have also been the leaders of certain disastrous movements (communism [I refer you to Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, and Rosa of Luxemburg - all Jewish], and the anti-Jewish, anti-Israel, self-hating Neturei Karta to name two).
The Jewish nation was not established to dominate all other nations [even though we DID develop PHP :p ]. Rather, I recall a well-known saying: With great power comes great responsibility. Jews have an ability to repair, and build this world in ways other nations do not. I implore every Jew to ponder this, and consider the fact that their actions have serious impact on the world.
Please do what is right ![]()